Sunday, June 29, 2008

Dimitris the Douchebag Don Juan

this one is from joshua, and despite his instructions I couldn't figure out how to embed the video directly....SORRY!

you have GOT to listen to the whole thing as you won't believe the level of douchebaggery!
this is a primer for you guys on how NOT to get the girl!

ps--put your coffee mug down first
http://view.break.com/527579

6 comments:

Out of Conference said...

I'll listen to this at home this evening, but for now I wanted to say thanks for keeping the dream/bar scene/intelligent discussions alive, T9! A pint of your favorite ale coming your way.

Bigasshammm said...

Her reply...

"This is how it's going to work. Shortly Sgt O'Brien of the (your city)PD is going to be stopping by your house, after they trace your calls and get your address. At that point the officer is going to let you know what he likes and dislikes about a criminal. He will then pick you up since you will most likely be exactly what he is looking for, an "elegant" sexual predator, and he will take you with him to his stationhouse. At such time you will be flogged with the business end of his night stick and then sat in the violent crimes holding cell. I can assure you that the purveyors of such a cell will be more than impressed with your business dealings and will want to get to know you in closer, more intimate ways. Now if I don't hear from you by tomorrow at 10 I will know that you have found love and are currently locked in the throws of passion with your new cellmates."

TitleIX said...

thanks OOC
couldn't do this without all y'all

although I am wondering a bit if I'm like that bad girlfriend who can't let go and keeps calling, asking to "talk"...... ;-)

Bigasshammm said...

T9

You got mail...

Bigasshammm said...

Ok so been talking to T9 since this whole disaster of epic proportions was dropped in our lap. About the same time she created this new blog I also created a Yahoo Group called THE M-zone. Now that this blog is up and starting to pick up the pieces of our broken lives I'm left with a group that has no members and does essentially nothing. I talked to 9 and thought that the group and the blog could coexist on some otherworldly plain and make this whole experience outstanding. Benefits of the group include but are not limited too::
-Any and every member having the opportunity to post something which can then be ported here for all bloggers to see
-Members can post pics and we can have running albums of healing pictures, UM pics, or funny pics.
-A link section for links to homepages, personal blogs, or other info that may be informative or fun.
-Access to posting files like home made videos (the non porn variety [unless you're open like that]) either taken at various UM functions, Tuo$ functions or other misc personal life events. (I was going to get posted some crappy cell phone videos of the Walking With Dinosaurs we went to yesterday. (which I must say is an amazing event and if it comes near you then go check it out well worth it.)
-We could also have fun contests and homework like a newspaper to have people come up with their own stories for the actual blog.

Anyway just putting a feeler out there for interest. T9 can post something up about it if everyone seems like they want to try it out. Yahoo ids are free if you don't already have one and that's all you need to join.

surrounded in columbus said...

when you went to the link and saw that the message was over 4 minutes long, didn't you sorta already know what this was gonna be like??? who leaves a 4 minute voice mail?

on the other hand, too bad he's not a football coach. the guy has a big upside as a snake oil salemsman for recruiting.

probably already has his own wizard's hat.