There has been a lot written and said about Michigan Strength and Conditioning Coach Mike Barwis recently. I thought it was important to get some things straight.Here are the top 10 things about Mike Barwis that you did not know:
10. Mike Barwis can sneeze with his eyes open.
9. Mike Barwis beat the sun in a staring contest.
8. Mike Barwis can strike a match on a bar of soap.
7. When Mike Barwis crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
6. Mike Barwis had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.
5. Simply by pulling on both ends, Mike Barwis can stretch diamonds back into coal.
4. Mike Barwis can slam a revolving door.
3. Mike Barwis uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
2. When Mike Barwis wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
1. Mike Barwis doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
I look foward to reading all your added Mike Barwis Facts.
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Mike Barwis can light a campfire with his gaze
Mike Barwis can win Connect Four in three moves.
when bruce banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into Mike Barwis...
Mike Barwis can turn multiple 2 star recruits into undrafted free agents that eventually make an NFL practice squad! he can do the same with multiple 3 star recruits.
oh wait, after looking at the list again, i think we were supposed to make stuff up. my bad for going the non-fiction route
Oh, this is going to bite you all in the Barwis eventually.
What a setup.
Jesus wears a bracelet that reads, "What would Mike Barwis Do?"
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Answer: Mike Barwis.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Mike Barwis.
Mike Barwis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures and plants Mike Barwis has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mike Barwis.
When Mike Barwis goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Mike Barwis.
This is bullcrap! Mike Barwis is human. However, I have it from a very good source that Mike Barwis goes bear hunting armed with only a pair of handcuffs...and brings them back alive.
Mike Barwis can delete the recycle bin.
Mike Barwis’ calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Mike Barwis
Mike Barwis is the only one that can touch MC Hammer
The only time Mike Barwis was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
Mike Tyson would chip his tooth if he tried to bite Mike Barwis’ ear
Mike Barwis can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Mike Barwis never wet the bed as a child. The child wet itself out of fear.
Mike Barwis can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Mike Barwis can drown Michael Phelps.
If you have five dollars and Mike Barwis has five dollars, Mike Barwis has more money than you
Mike Barwis can tie his shoes with his feet
A+ Corey
oh, and Jim Carty---
if you are reading this.....
you should have posted your "Mike Barwis can heal by touch" comment.
It would have been a lot funnier here, instead of in your article for the AA Schnooze on Friday
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/annarbornews/stories/index.ssf?/base/sports-0/1219385407268490.xml&coll=2
Is that Cowherdian or am I paranoid??
Mike Barwis isn't excited about Saturday.
Mike Barwis can understand Lou Holtz when he talks.
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