Monday, September 01, 2008

Book 'em Horns

Proving once again that nothing good can happen when you are out past 2AM ... University of Texas starting defensive tackle Lamarr Houston was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated early Sunday morning. He was the driver of a two-car accident that happened at 11th Street and I-35 at about 3:15 a.m. Houston posted $3,000 bond Sunday afternoon and was released from Travis County Jail. No one was injured. A DWI offense is a Class B misdemeanor that is punishable up to 180 days in jail.

Coach Mack Brown (also known as Mack the Warden) issued the following statement in his best Mr. Haney voice: “We’re aware of Lamarr’s situation and are disappointed anytime one of our players is accused of wrongdoing. We take a strong stance against drinking and driving and will thoroughly investigate this situation. Following the completion of the legal process, we will do what’s best for the university, Lamarr and the team. One thing we have really prided ourselves on in our program is our family atmosphere, and this will be handled within our family.”

5 comments:

whetstonebuck said...

Funny logo alteration. Good job.

Andy said...

Thanks, but I can't take credit for it.

Living here in Austin, I have seen many many versions on that theme. If you want a t-shirt, the original creator has it available on amazon

TitleIX said...

ok, so I admit it.
I am a complete bitch, a total thread-jacker, a breaker of ALL rules that are holy AND andy may decide to delete this.....

BUT.....

this is just TOOOOOO rich not to share no matter what one's politics (gasp! the p word on a football blog) File it under happy news, baby bliss, hypocrisy, double standard, duplicity, just say no, abstinence, family values, children are our future, oh my there are soooo many others.

BUT
The 17 year old daugher of VP nominnee Sarah Palin is pregnant. The Palin family is proud to announce Bristol's decision to keep the pregnancy, to marry the father and to make them (at long last) grandparents.

The Obama campaign points out that he too was born to an 18 year old mother and that people's families are COMPLETELY off limits during this campaign.

Whatever, dude.
Stamp my ticket I am on the road straight to HELL.

TitleIX said...

BOOM goes the dynamite

srudoff said...

congrats to him for taking the high road but i hope that the media and bloggers have a field day with this.

worst.vpcandidate.ever by a mile