Spawn of MZone Caption Contest #1.Winner will be selected by T9 and will receive 35 Spawn Points (same number of points USC hung on TUOS on Saturday night) redeemable for future prizes and the coveted title of KING (or QUEEN) of CAPTIONS.
My entry:
You would think they would have had better luck with their highly recruited invisible running backs.
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My shot in the dark:
"Coach said Michael Michaels hid a hundred grand in his pants... first one to get it gets to be our next heisman winning running back!"
OSU - playing without helmets or talent since 2006
Tunapants, invisible little brother to Michigan's Tacopants, makes his debut for the Buckeyes against a stiff Trojan defense. Tunapants had 7 receptions, including two scores.
Reverend Sweatervest: Their heads weren't found severed. Their heads were not found at all.
Ichabod Musberger: The heads are... gone?
Notary Kirk Herbstriet: Taken. Taken by the Headless Trojan. Taken back to hell!
Just as the Trojans struck down Buckeye Receiver Obi-Wan he became more powerful than they could have possibly imagined. Unfortunately he immediately transferred to USC and is listed eighth on the depth chart.
From a Buckeye fan
ineligible entry:
BOOM goes the dynamite!
'You can't beat the feeling of venturing outdoors and picking a few ingredients from the garden to cook with.'
Gordon Ramsay
Tre$$el had long feared accusations of "the emporer has no clothes". It had not occured to him to anticipate the accusation : "the clothes have no emporer".
"Wow, the Ravenous pack of Trojans mauled that Buckey..."
"Well Bob, they couldn't have been that hungry, they didn't eat the helmet too..."
Hey... these things are pretty soft on the inside once you crack open their shell.
or
Hard candy shell, soft creamy center.
not my entry but nice tie in with the 35 points given up by osu to the best team in the country. for shits and giggles, how many points did michigan give up to a team that went 3-9 last year?
oh wait, 35 ;)
so my entry....
Trojans - trying to score without a helmet just doesn't make sense anymore.
where the hell are my 35 spawn points? :)
actually, I think the points will go to hmbfossil
"hard candy shell, soft creamy inside"
with an honorable mention to nick and tacopants
sorry sru
My entry...
"FEEDING TIME!"
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