The Columbus Dispatch is reporting that the weather will be unseasonably warm tomorrow for the noon kickoff of the 105th Ohio State Michigan game. Everyone is being warned to drink a lot of water and dress lightly. It might be a good idea to stop by a local church before walking into Ohio Stadium too.No one is blaming global warming or environmental terrorism for this strange temperature elevation.
Things are expected to return to normal around 3:30 local time.
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This just in.....
After a seance in Ann Arbor in which Bo Schembechler was channeled by Rich Rod in the ol' ball coach's former office, word has come from beyond that Bo and Woody have come to a "gentleman's agreement" for Saturday's game....
As we all know, Bo died right before the 2006 Michigan v. Ohio State game when the teams were ranked in the top two spots in the land. Bo was unable to direct things from above just yet and the Buckeyes won that game 42-39--adding insult to the heartbroken Wolverine family.
Basically, Woody "owes" one to Bo, and Bo is calling in the chip this Saturday. The Buckeyes will lose, in deference to Bo and to further fan the flames of the "1969" Bo/RichRod comparisons.
This is an unconfirmed report as of now, as Woody could not be reached for comment. Stay tuned.
Geez, Louise. I'll bet therapy is a booming business in Michigan.
so, are any of you guys going to the game? are we going to get a full pre and post game report like yost did 2 years ago?
I am proud to report that I have never stepped foot on OSU's campus in my entire life.
No need to start now....
but, if any loyal readers do go---please regale us with stories of the love and respect that the buckeyes showered upon you.....
I have spent many a night in an O$U dorm with a former gf. I got about 5 parking tickets down there as well and would constantly get things in the mail that they were going to "Hold my records" Not being a student I laughed at this and would print them out block Ms or other MI stuff and send it back basically telling them to fuck off. Good times.
Andy, Check out the yahoo email box. I sent you a potential healing pic.
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