Halloween Hi-jinks

By this point just about every Michigan blogger in the universe has made a comment about Justin Boren's choice of halloween costume. While I would admit it is not a great idea for any high profile college football transfer to poke fun at his former school - most of you don't know the WHOLE story....

Rather that jumping to emotional conclusions and adding more fuel to the rivalry fire, we here at the Spawn of MZone have done a little bit of research on this very interesting night in Ohio's capital city. According to our inside sources, Justin Boren was originally going to a local TUOS campus Halloween party dressed as the Batman villain TwoFace, but right before he got dressed he took a phone call from a former Michigan teammate with some disturbing and shocking news. After what he heard, he was compelled to change his costume to respond to Rich Rodriguez, who apparently had a special costume of his own on Friday night...

Well, Justin Boren got dressed and eventually went out, had a few beers, caused a few laughs with his funny Michigan coaches gear ("....dude... they suck man....") and tried to use his official buckeye football id card to get closer to a drunk (and quite frankly not very attractive) blonde chick dressed like a crack whore in a playboy bunny outfit named Jessica. After getting shot down by Jessica he decided to walk to another bar when his worst nighmare came true... Apparently word of Boren's costume had spread quickly back up to Michigan -- and before anyone knew what happened Mike Barwis jumped in his car and headed south. What happened next is anyone's guess. No one from Columbus is talking, but someone did snap a picture with their cell phone.

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