Saturday, November 29, 2008

No Plax No

Former Sparty and current NY Giants WR Plaxico Burress suffered an accidental gunshot wound on Friday night in a club. Apparently Burress accidentally shot himself in the leg and spent the night in the hospital. The wound was not considered life-threatening.

The reports of the shooting come a day after Burress was scratched for Sunday's game with the Washington Redskins because of a hamstring injury. I guess his rehab plan called for him to go to a NYC nightclub with a weapon and try to get out of the way of a speeding bullet. Idiot.

Details are still coming in, but I can't imagine this passing by without charges being made against Plax. This is a new low in a troubled year for Burress, who was suspended from the team earlier this season because of missing practice.

Edit: You could ask me script this any better. From the NY Post:
The trouble-plagued NFL star blasted himself through his right thigh just after midnight near the VIP entrance to the LQ nightclub on Lexington Avenue and East 48th Street and had to be hospitalized, sources said.
Burress, 31, was allegedly inside the hot spot with teammate Antonio Pierce when they were confronted by security guards looking for weapons.
The Super Bowl hero, who nabbed the game-winning catch in the Giants' monumental win over the Patriots in February, admitted to the guards that he was packing heat, sources said.
After moving to a secluded area with a guard, he allegedly took the gun out and started to unload the bullets while drinking a glass of wine. But the sure-handed wideout began to bobble the firearm, accidentally firing a shot that ripped through his leg but missed the bone.
A source said a guard came over in the aftermath, emptied the gun's chamber and then gave it back to Burress.

6 comments:

TitleIX said...

The stupidity of some individuals is astounding.
I'm all for the second amendment, but the data show that one is more likely to be injured from one's own weapon discharging 'inadvertently' than one is from being jumped/robbed/accosted.
If you are an NFL player, have someone in your posse carry for you.

Or better yet---
stay home!

phil said...

You laymen just don't understand holistic medicine. The most effective treatment for a hamstring is a gunshot to the leg.
Don't knock it until you try it.
Granted, I am not a doctor but I play one on this website.

GoBlueBob said...

Being an MSU grad he is just used to shooting himself in the foot late in the football season.

Andy said...

After I posted this story, the news identified the "club" he was in. It is in Midtown at the Lexington Hotel. The place is called the Latin Quarter. So I looked it up. One of the reviews said this:

Metal-detecting wands, purse search, cover charge, endless lines for the $3 coat check...the masses on the dance floor are the final tip-off that this place is more club than restaurant. LQ stands for Latin Quarter. Why then,was the mojito a salty, mintless muddle?

I guess Plaxico was able to juke out the security guys like he did the Patriots in the super bowl.

wv = carma (I am not joking)

Andy said...

From ESPN.com:

New York and local police went to Burress' New Jersey home Saturday to speak with the receiver and were denied entrance.

According to police, Burress could face criminal charges if he is not licensed to carry a concealed weapon in New York.

Mikoyan said...

He is done as a Giant....

Maybe the Bengals or the Cowboys will take him. Maybe him and Ray Lewis can change notes.