Sparty tugs on JoePa's cape

This gem comes to us via the Lansing Sports Rage.

This a real Sparty fan taking a road-trip to State College last weekend to witness the Spartans being fed to the Lions. As you already could have guessed, this rocket scientist was in fact accepted into Michigan -- but decided to attend Michigan State instead.

The night before the game he was walking around Penn State's Beaver Stadium looking for some furniture to burn when ran into the famous statue of Joe Paterno.

So what does he decide to do ? Taking the cue from his classy head coach, he thinks it would be a good idea to kick JoePa in the groin. But he seems to forget that Joe is the all-time leader in DI college football wins AND he has a pair of iron balls. Joe does not flinch and decides to hang 49 on the toothless Spartans the next night.

I can only hope that Sparty the Rocket Scientist learned his lesson. I doubt it.