LSU Recruiting team

Following up with the NY Times story on college football recruitment of Texas star Jamarkus McFarland, I thought it was important to do some more research on the alleged recruiting hostesses at Louisiana State University.

According to highly reliable sources inside the NY Times, which were obtained while one of their reporters was reading an english term paper from a New Orleans high school, there is a highly competitive LSU Recruiting Squad on the Baton Rouge campus. This important and highly sought after team is only available for attractive young women looking to contribute to the LSU football program and are willing to get freaky when needed.

According to my inside sources, No experience is necessary, but it is helpful to get the verbal commitment and Letter of Intent signed.

When asked about the existence and benefits of such a team, LSU head football coach Les Miles said "I don't think talent in and of itself is the reason why you win championships. We may have a DAMN FINE football team here now, but in order for us to compete in the S.E.C. we need to use our DAMN FINE young ladies to attract DAMN FINE recruits..."

Geaux Tigers !!!!!