Plaxico's worst month ever

Just when you thought it was safe to remove him from your conscience, Plaxico Burress jumps right back into my mental meat grinder.

I was christmas shopping at the bookstore yesterday and happened to see this book on the shelves. I did a quick inventory of all the people I know that might be interested in reading this post super bowl cash grab. I am friends with several Giants and Sparty fans, but I couldn't do it. I quickly moved on to the history section. Seriously, who in their right mind would purchase or read a book written by or about this jerk ?

Then last night, I was enjoying a Mexican Martini at the office Holiday Party, and I see his name AGAIN. This time it is on the Monday Night Football crawl. Of course I am interested to learn that he is now being sued by a Florida women for a car crash that happened in May. The lawsuit filed this month in Broward County claims Burress’s car collided with the rear of her vehicle. According to a document provided by the women's lawyer, the insurance on Plax's $140,000 Mercedes-Benz lapsed three days before the crash. There is also a letter from Allstate says Burress neglected to pay his premiums.

Hey Plax: The number you were looking for is 1-800-ALLSTATE.