As I said in the comment section in a previous post: "I WAS going to put up a post about all the ways that tUOS in a BCS game is just like a hot tranny mess.... you know, you see this really hot tall blonde, talk her up and she's got this way sexy voice and she's really really friendly and thinks you are funny.....and you get her all drunk and stuff. Then you get her home, round the bases and BAM--all that's really there is a big dick? there ya have tUOS in a BCS game...all dressed up, hot as all get-out from a winning season and ranked really high, but then when it gets right down to it, the Bucknuts always get EXPOSED. but, I thought that would be really really mean....."
Upon further review, I've decided that I actually am that mean. So here are some reasons why tUOS' appearance in BCS bowls is just a hot tranny mess
Bowl appearances under Sweatervest: Let's see, ol' Jimbo got to tUOS in 2001. And while he has gone 7-1 against Michigan (yeah yeah yeah we're your b#tch, whatever) let's see who got a handful of nuts.......
2002: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 31, Miami, FL 24 and the National Championship
2003: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 35, Kansas State 28
2004: Mastercard Alamo Bowl OSU 33, Oklahoma State 7
2005: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 34, Notre Dame 20
2006: 2007 BCS Championship Game OSU 14, Florida 41 (ouch)
2007: 2008 BCS Championship Game OSU 24, LSU 38 ( burn ya twice )
2008: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 21, Texas 24 (let it slip...)
So basically this graduating (?) senior class of Buckeyes will go out 1-3 in BCS Bowls, having lost back-to-back National Championships and blowing it against Texas--thereby "engendering" the global disdain of the Big Ten, and the national ridicule of the Buckeye Nation.
Tranny mess = All dressed up with no payoff, making fans sick to their stomachs.
BCS ranking with each appearance:
2002: OSU #2, Miami, FL #1 OSU Wins the Championship
2003: OSU #5, Kansas State #10
2004: OSU #25, Oklahoma State #24
2005: OSU #4, Notre Dame #6 (and on the way dooooowwwn--double entendre if you think so)
2006: OSU #1, Florida #2 (lost)
2007: OSU #1, LSU #2 (lost)
2008: OSU #10, Texas #3 (lost)
Tranny mess = Not at ALL as billed when placed under intense scrutiny. AKA serving the world a bill of goods....
While the Wolverine Nation is most definitely in a sad sad nadir, I'd rather be down and out than a not-so-hot-tranny-mess.
(and my general apologies to any transvestite individuals out there reading this. I use the term "hot-tranny-mess" as a comic instrument, because, well....I'm just that twisted and wrong and mean no specific ill towards you as an individual. sorry peeps. our humor here spares none...)