tUOS is a hot tranny mess. Upon further review, I've decided that I actually am that mean. So here are some reasons why tUOS' appearance in BCS bowls is just a hot tranny mess
Bowl appearances under Sweatervest: Let's see, ol' Jimbo got to tUOS in 2001. And while he has gone 7-1 against Michigan (yeah yeah yeah we're your b#tch, whatever) let's see who got a handful of nuts.......
2002: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 31, Miami, FL 24 and the National Championship
2003: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 35, Kansas State 28
2004: Mastercard Alamo Bowl OSU 33, Oklahoma State 7
2005: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 34, Notre Dame 20
2006: 2007 BCS Championship Game OSU 14, Florida 41 (ouch)
2007: 2008 BCS Championship Game OSU 24, LSU 38 ( burn ya twice )
2008: Tostitos Fiesta Bowl OSU 21, Texas 24 (let it slip...)
So basically this graduating (?) senior class of Buckeyes will go out 1-3 in BCS Bowls, having lost back-to-back National Championships and blowing it against Texas--thereby "engendering" the global disdain of the Big Ten, and the national ridicule of the Buckeye Nation.
Tranny mess = All dressed up with no payoff, making fans sick to their stomachs.
BCS ranking with each appearance:
2002: OSU #2, Miami, FL #1 OSU Wins the Championship
2003: OSU #5, Kansas State #10
2004: OSU #25, Oklahoma State #24
2005: OSU #4, Notre Dame #6 (and on the way dooooowwwn--double entendre if you think so)
2006: OSU #1, Florida #2 (lost)
2007: OSU #1, LSU #2 (lost)
2008: OSU #10, Texas #3 (lost)
Tranny mess = Not at ALL as billed when placed under intense scrutiny. AKA serving the world a bill of goods....
While the Wolverine Nation is most definitely in a sad sad nadir, I'd rather be down and out than a not-so-hot-tranny-mess.
(and my general apologies to any transvestite individuals out there reading this. I use the term "hot-tranny-mess" as a comic instrument, because, well....I'm just that twisted and wrong and mean no specific ill towards you as an individual. sorry peeps. our humor here spares none...)
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while the past three bowl appearances have been disappointing...it's always nice to know that will still have this:
"2002: OSU #2, Miami, FL #1 OSU Wins the Championship"
I'd rather be 1-2 in title games than 0-0
also, I'm surprised you forgot to include the Outback Bowl loss to the Cocks at the end of the 01 season. That was Tressel's first year, so he his now 4-4 in bowls.
Look out
of course, things could be worse.
OSU is 4-3 in BCS bowl games.
I'd rather be 4-3 in BCS games than 0-3 like Notre Dame, 1-3 like Michigan and Va Tech, 1-5 like FSU or 2-4 (soon to be either 3-4 or 2-5) like Oklahoma.
Of course, 6-1 like USC or 4-0 like LSU would be a bit more desirable...but it is what it is.
T9,
stunning. simply stunning. i'm almost speechless.
that i just got home from taking my teen daughter to "Disney's High School Musical on Ice", of which half the chorus was one, huge, obvious "tranny mess", probably is perfect timing, but it's still stunning.
damn, girl.
whatever you need to boost it up ohio guy.
Shakespeare would say, "the lady doth protest too much"
Psychologists say:
"Rationalization is a defense mechanism that involves explaining an unacceptable behavior or feeling in a rational or logical manner, avoiding the true explanation for the behavior. For example, a person who is turned down for a date might rationalize the situation by saying they weren't attracted to the other person anyway, or a student who blames a poor exam score on the instructor rather than his or her lack of preparation.
Rationalization not only prevents anxiety, it may also protect self-esteem and self-concept. When confronted by success or failure, people tend to attribute achievement to their own qualities and skills while failures are blamed on other people or outside forces."
--http://psychology.about.com/od/theoriesofpersonality/ss/defensemech_6.htm
wv= anaser
SiC--
you deserve paternal hazard pay (and the abiding love of your teenaged daughter forever) for sitting thru HSM on Ice.....
seriously.
for sru:
NO family values here folks
move right along... ;-)
well done t9
it reminds me of the kind of great stuff that washington state fans post on their blogs about USC!
and iowa state fans with their hilarious posts about Oklahoma!
you guys are now part of an elite group of comic fan bases and no one can take that away from you!!
T9,
your wit and humor is stunning.
thank you.
"While the Wolverine Nation is most definitely in a sad sad nadir, I'd rather be down and out than a not-so-hot-tranny-mess."
...and therin lies your psychosis.
Also,
"Rationalization not only prevents anxiety, it may also protect self-esteem and self-concept. When confronted by success or failure, people tend to attribute achievement to their own qualities and skills while failures are blamed on other people or outside forces."
Didn't we just observe such behavior on this blog all season?
I'm so confused.
No joke: wv = loonyme (I can't make this stuff up.)
T9,
it would appear from the comments (including Andy's), that this, like Teddy, is a "tender subject".
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