This just in:
Mark Ingram Sr., former wide out for the Sparties and a member of the 1990 Superbowl Giants team was arrested by Federal Marshalls Friday night.
It seems Mr. Ingram failed to show up December 5th for his previously scheduled 7 year, 8 month incarceration after a conviction for money laundering. You see, he wanted to watch his son, Mark Ingram Jr. play for Alabama in the Sugar Bowl Saturday night......but the judge said no. Soooo, the proud papa went on the lam. He was arrested in an hotel room in Flint, MI--just before the start of his son's football game.
This is so completely ridiculous that I can't even find a way to be funny. Ok---maybe one way, courtesy of Stephen Colbert. ( and not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM racist. really. so just stop it.)