The big snow storm this week required our friends down in Columbus to cancel classes on Wednesday. Of course we all know it was safe enough for everyone to drive to Value City Arena for the free admission and french fries to watch their Bucks kick our cinder-block shooting asses in basketball.
I know, I know..... before you ask the question : You mean they hold classes down there ? Yes, they have actual classes. I wanted to give you view into how these two enterprising buckeye co-eds re-acted to the news of school being out.
In case you needed another reminder of how sad and pathetic your post-graduation life is:
Your Wednesday: Shoveling your driveway. Driving in the blinding snow to get to work. Work. Driving home praying you don't slide on the black ice driving over an overpass and end up buried in a snowbank 15 feet high only to be discovered in Mid-April when the snow melts. Shoveling your driveway three more times.
Their Wednesday: Getting a text that school is canceled. Sleeping in. Dancing and drinking in the dorm room until the beers run out. Eating something from the microwave. Taking a power nap. Having a snow ball fight. Wandering over to the free basketball game. Cheering the Bucks crush Michigan AGAIN. Drinking a couple of more beers. Sleep.