Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly
his (my little) brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
I promise I will root for the Big Ten the rest of the bowl games.
I just can't do it for Sparty.