I just had this vacation photo sent to me from my friend Billy. Since Michigan was not in a bowl game this year, he decided to go someplace warm and just relax.
He swears on his stack of media guides that the one on the right (#20) is prettier and has a higher SAT score. He says his personal experiences will confirm that her teeth are whiter and her taste in music is better.
On the other hand he reports the one on the left (#1) has onion breath, oppressive ear wax, and lint in her belly button. He swears that despite being faster and stronger, she can't read the label on a beer bottle and has a serious drug problem.
I told him he was being ridiculous and judgemental. I'm not sure I can be friends with Billy anymore.