(Deep breath) Congrats to the Spartans of Michigan State University for making it to Ford Field and the Final Four. I wish I could say that I will be cheering for you (and the Big Ten) -- but my mother told me to never lie. May your basketball season meet the same fate as Sparta's own King Leonidas at Thermopylae.
Thanks to our very own ohio_guy for pointing out this incredible image of Sparty basketball coach Tom Izzo. There really was no other choice than to host a Detroit / Final Four caption contest once we saw it. There are 64 Spawn Points on the line for the winning entry, as decided by T9.
My entry: Damnit Magic !!! I said get off of the court. Your time is up.