Sunday, May 31, 2009

Swimsuit Sunday: Title 9 Style

Andy left me with an onerous responsibility (and dilemma)....Swimsuit Sunday. Are you kidding me???? What am I supposed to do with that???

I'd chase all of our readers away if I REALLY put up the swimsuit pics I wanted. Tom Brady, Braylon Edwards, Kirk Maltby, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Brady, and all the Rugby guys from the calendar. Ouch it hurts so good.....

Then I thought, well, I could be completely wrong and post really unattractive pictures like the badasses found at TMZ but that's just cruel.

And then I thought, well, the most amazing bods that I've seen most recently also require that I confess one of my dirty little secrets.....I am a reality TV junkie. Big Brother, Top Chef, Project Runway, Real Housewives and the like are my own private pleasure.....

So, for your viewing enjoyment this Sunday, I give you Jonathan Waud (really, that's his name) from Make Me A Supermodel. He is one of the final three contestants but if he doesn't win it all, I just don't know what will happen. I mean water may run uphill or something.

Now, lest you guys start throwing tomatoes at me....I also watch Survivor---and I'm betting you saw Candace Smith on Tocantis and thought she was fiiiiine. Even if she is the former Miss Ohio USA 2003. (notice the need to clarify that Ohio is in the USA> classic)
So here you go:

10 comments:

Andy said...

I am sitting in the Newark Airport, and I don't think that is a swimsuit on Mr Ab-Master.

TitleIX said...

damn!
busted!!!!

A2saint said...

onerous or erogenous...
Put that thing away before you poke someones eye out...

Shorty the Beachcomber said...

This material is offensive.

Bigasshammm said...

For your Sunday viewing pleasure FSU is currently blasting Tosu in college baseball on ESPNU 23-0. I chuckled a little.

whetstonebuck said...

Hamm,

You are evil.

ohio_guy said...

the final was:
FSU - 37
2009 Big Ten Champion Ohio State - 6

Shorty the Beachcomber said...

37 to 6... and I jizz in my pants!

TitleIX said...

no mercy!!!

whetstonebuck said...

That would be a head in the gas oven score if it were football.

Baseball?!?!

Cyanide in the Gatorade time.