To: TPryor2@buckeyefootball.comFrom: JBoren56@buckeyefootball.com
Subject: Overrated
Dear Terrelle,
The cookies and brownies in the cafeteria the last couple of days have been over-rated and not very good. I think you should not eat them and simply just give them to me. I will take care of them for you.
Thanks.
Your pal,
Justin
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7 comments:
Dear god is that him?
Recent picture? Way to tone up there JB.
Give him a break Hammm. The sun is in his eyes and that adds at least 20 pounds.
No wonder I hate natural light.
(Sunlight not the beer although I'm not fond of that either. Now PBR that's a different story. But I digress...)
When Boren left Michigan he specifically mentioned the difficulty the offensive linemen had constantly running to the line of scrimmage. He felt challenged doing that but when you see him run to the buffet, it's like he's a Road Runner going for birdseed.
I love the smell of fear in the morning. It smells like victory.
No, that's just fat guy sweat
So, fat guy sweat equals fear?
Wow. You all don't have a chance against Notre Dame this year.
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