Monday, May 18, 2009

Texas SHOULD Secede!!!!

Many of you may be aware that Texas' Governor Rick Perry, has been making all sorts of noise about leaving the United States of America. He claims that when Texas agreed to join the Union in 1845, that there was some sort of agreement that Texas could pullout at any time. Yeah. I've heard that one before.....I can just pullout.

psst Rick, it doesn't work.

(What can you really expect, though, from someone who thought that organizing a "tea bagging" campaign to protest government spending would be a good idea???!!!)

But then I got to thinking. What would happen if Texas left??? I mean would we miss the second largest state and it's 24.6 million residents?
Putting political proclivities aside, there are some important reasons for Texas to leave us and go rogue. It would be a GIFT to sports fans around the country.

If Texas goes, here's what it takes with it:

The Big 12. Gone are Texas, Baylor, Texas Tech, Texas A&M. Well hell, that would make everyone's life a WHOLE lot easier no???

Bracket Busters: Rice, TCU, SMU, and Trinity. C-ya!!!

Mark Cuban. Although David Stern might miss the income.

Jerry Jones. We'd still have SOAPnet.com so no big loss there.

The 40-72 Expansion Texans although this Lions fan is living in a glass house, so I can't say too much more about Houston's NFL franchise.

The Houston Rockets and take your heinous Red Blazers with you.

The San Antonio Spurs and their shark-jumping geriatricians.

The Dallas Stars who have been without an edge since the lockout.

The Texas Rangers between being owned by The Bushes and bushed by A-Rod, they are just done anyway.

and finally..........
The Houston Astros who are akin to the Toronto Blue Jays whether they stay or go.

There ya have it. My ten great sports reasons for Texas to hasta luego, scram, vamoose, ie beat it!

13 comments:

whetstonebuck said...

T9,

I am a citizen of the sovereign republic of Texas. I did not buy my citizenship, I was born there.

Consequently, STHU!

Andy said...

I have lived in Texas for 10+ years. The chances of this state leaving the union is slightly less than Justin Boren transferring back to Ann Arbor because he misses the vegetarian selections at Blimpy Burger.

GoBlueBob said...

If this happened I would miss Andy but not Whets......

Andy said...

If this were happen, I would not remain in the Republic of Texas.

I might be forced to leave my kids behind as they would want to stay.

whetstonebuck said...

BlueBob,

It's not often I'm picked last in choose-up games. I'll remember this even as I remember the Alamo.

surrounded in columbus said...

so Whets, is it true that the first thing they teach you in English class in school in Texas is how to form a declarative sentence using the word "shit"?

whetstonebuck said...

Ha.

Didn't attend school in Texas other than a guitar school later in life. That was on the outskirts of Austin.

whetstonebuck said...

T9,

I was just funnin' with ya. Please come back out and play.

phil said...

I succeeded once. Oh wait, that's different isn't it? Never mind.

Mikoyan said...

Texas ranks somewhere around Ohio on my scale. I can't wait for the days when we can become water barons, so I can have the following bumper sticker:

"Thirsty....drink your oil".

Texas has spawned:
LBJ...
W....
As if that wasn't enough...there's still Mr. Delay and his hair....

In Texas apparently it's not called corruption...It's just called business as usual....

whetstonebuck said...

"In Texas apparently it's not called corruption...It's just called business as usual...."

Please tell me you aren't holding Michigan up as the paragon of political virtue.

TitleIX said...

Detroit does not equal Michigan

at least that's what folks outstate keep trying to claim!!! ;-)

Mikoyan said...

Its funny you should mention Michigan politics....

When Kwame was looking for a home...where does he end up? Dallas.