It has been a while since we have had a caption contest and things are getting a little boring around here. So let's get to it... T9 will be the judge and announce the winner on (or around) Friday the 26th.My submission:
Coach Tressel did not have to travel far to secure the commitment of the 3rd Boren brother for his next recruiting class.
Just in case you are hungry:
DEEP-FRIED RATTLESNAKE
1 rattlesnake cut into steaks
1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup cracker crumbs
1/2 cup milk
1 egg
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder (not garlic salt)
1 teaspoon salt
Dash pepper
Mix dry ingredients. Whisk milk into beaten egg and use to dip snake steaks. Then coat them with dry ingredients. Fry, uncovered, in 400 degree oil until brown.
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9 comments:
Tressel did not quite understand that when you recruit it is snake oil you need, not an actual snake.
St. Tressel proudly displays a souvenir that he picked up at the palace.
Tressel strikes a blow for all Big Ten coaches yesterday when he finally caught the elusive snake that was providing Coach Rod with all his oil. Tressel pronounced that the recruiting playing field was now even.
Can we use this to search their bus????
If I can just get him to hang on to the ball!
"Of course you get class credit for catching it! Now go put it in the basket Katzenmoyer weaved for me as his doctoral thesis."
Ooops, wrong account, hate when that happens!
Mommy.. Mommy... Let's get out of here... That thing scares me... And I don't like the snake either.
Rich Rod did not anticipate the ever-vigilant Coach Tressel to be scouring the campus as he slithered his way toward tOSU practice field.
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