Sparty Crime Wave

MSU Campus Police are investigating a recent campus crime wave. Someone is stealing money from Michigan State's tampon machines. In the first 12 days of June at least six tampon dispensing machines have been pilfered. The total reported loss of at least $7.50 in unmarked change. The thieves have targeted machines in the the Chemistry and Human Ecology Buildings along with the Computer Center. Apparently this particular type of crime is a new trend according to MSU Police Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor :

“Thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers have been spotty in the past.”

Quite honestly, you can work in the news gathering business for 50 years and you just won't get a better quote from a campus police officer. But the opening sentence of the State News says it best:

"A heavy flow of break-ins and thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers across campus led MSU Police to launch an investigation."

In an effort to help our friends within the Sparty Police Department, we here at the Spawn of MZone have gathered up some very interesting photos that might help with their ongoing investigation of this disturbing crime wave.

	It is very important with every police investigation that you first take a look at well known criminals that might have been in the area. It is very common to see a convict return to a life of crime after they are released or freed on bond awaiting trial.
	It is also important to take a look at organizations that associate with or encourage criminal activities. Getting to the top of these organizations takes time and patience.
	Your investigation should also not be limited to convicts and organized crime figures. Everyone could be a suspect and you need to be willing to look at everything -- including well known or iconic persons within the community
	It is also important to take a look at former celebrities that just can't seem to let go of their glory days. Quite often these people are drawn to a life of crime because it replaces the "rush" they once felt when they were stars.
	Also, you just can't focus on the obvious suspects. Criminals are not limited to one socio-economic class or background. As a criminal investigator you must force yourself to look beyond the outward appearance of professional success and wealth. Always remember: criminals can come from all walks of life.
	It is not uncommon to find your suspect hiding in broad daylight. Focus on the most obvious areas and public areas where there are a lot of transients. You need to be prepared to deal with persons with mental health issues including delusions and a history of psychopathic behavior.
	And finally it is very important that you involve the entire community in your search. It takes a village to catch a criminal. Put up wanted posters. Ask for local news coverage. Offer rewards. Sometimes the most difficult cases are cracked from tips collected by your average citizen.

(HT: new Spawn poster jimsflies)