“Thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers have been spotty in the past.”
Quite honestly, you can work in the news gathering business for 50 years and you just won't get a better quote from a campus police officer. But the opening sentence of the State News says it best:
"A heavy flow of break-ins and thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers across campus led MSU Police to launch an investigation."
In an effort to help our friends within the Sparty Police Department, we here at the Spawn of MZone have gathered up some very interesting photos that might help with their ongoing investigation of this disturbing crime wave.
(HT: new Spawn poster jimsflies)