Submitted by BigAssHammm, Spawn Fantasy FB czar.Another week of NFL magic and finally, FINALLY, the Detroit Lions get off their humps and pull out a W. The collective mass of NFL fans though wholly expected them to give the game away in the closing minutes. A good win for new coach and QB and for those remaining loyal fans. In other news the Cleveland Clowns played much like they have the last 3 years and were smoked by the Raven.s Who's shocked? No one.
On to Spawn FF. In the first game this weekend Smooth Operators took on Zoltan's Heroes at hallowed Michigan Stadium. Smooth although he obviously has been away from his FF team since he set up his roster is still finding ways to win. He continues to ride the good ship Arizona and as long as they do well he seems to do well. Although Wes Welker has been out for two weeks and he still has him in the starting lineup. Come back to us Smooth! Zoltan's on the other hand faced another defeat after getting limited production from his WRs and Rbs. He should have the team to keep it together though as the season rolls on.
Game 2 saw SleepingwiththeEnemy take on Bursley Busses in the Schoolyard. Sleeping managed to pull this one out with the FF pick of the week the Baltimore Ravens D against the inefficient Browns offense. Big points also from Jay Cutler and Reggie Wayne in their respective wins. Unfortunately no one on the Busses decided to step up big this week but they did have a nominal game and kept this one close.
The afternoon game saw the Defenstrators against the 9 Finger Freaks in Woody's Toilet Bowl. Defenstrators proved once again that they will be the team to beat this season in Spawn FF. Much of the rest of the league is praying for Defenstrators internet to break down and their roster to fold for a few weeks to let everyone catch up. Big games from Desean "I'm a Showoff look for me getting arrested soon" Jackson and Maurice Jones-Drew. ( Finger's Santana Moss had probably the best receiving day in their loss to Detroit but it just wasn't enough to outmatch Defenstrators. Defenestrators takes the top dawg of the week award as well.
Monday night saw He Hate Me vs Bigasshammm in the Canned Ham. Big is seriously in a downward spiral as they are once again this weeks "Biggest Loser". Getting no production from barely any of their skill players will do that. TO will you ever be a factor in the NFL again? This game was close believe it or not until Peyton Manning proved once again why he is the cream of the crop as far as NFL QBs. It's a shame he didn't win a Heisman. But I digress...
This week's match-ups we have Bigasshammm vs 9 Finger Freaks in a battle for the bottom of the barrel. Bursely Busses has the daunting task of trying to take down Defenstrators. SleepingwiththeEnemy takes on Zoltan's Heroes. Finally Smooth Operators fine tuned machine battles He Hates Me's rage. It should be another week of ineffective roster moves and smack talk leading up to Sunday.
On to Spawn FF. In the first game this weekend Smooth Operators took on Zoltan's Heroes at hallowed Michigan Stadium. Smooth although he obviously has been away from his FF team since he set up his roster is still finding ways to win. He continues to ride the good ship Arizona and as long as they do well he seems to do well. Although Wes Welker has been out for two weeks and he still has him in the starting lineup. Come back to us Smooth! Zoltan's on the other hand faced another defeat after getting limited production from his WRs and Rbs. He should have the team to keep it together though as the season rolls on.
Game 2 saw SleepingwiththeEnemy take on Bursley Busses in the Schoolyard. Sleeping managed to pull this one out with the FF pick of the week the Baltimore Ravens D against the inefficient Browns offense. Big points also from Jay Cutler and Reggie Wayne in their respective wins. Unfortunately no one on the Busses decided to step up big this week but they did have a nominal game and kept this one close.
The afternoon game saw the Defenstrators against the 9 Finger Freaks in Woody's Toilet Bowl. Defenstrators proved once again that they will be the team to beat this season in Spawn FF. Much of the rest of the league is praying for Defenstrators internet to break down and their roster to fold for a few weeks to let everyone catch up. Big games from Desean "I'm a Showoff look for me getting arrested soon" Jackson and Maurice Jones-Drew. ( Finger's Santana Moss had probably the best receiving day in their loss to Detroit but it just wasn't enough to outmatch Defenstrators. Defenestrators takes the top dawg of the week award as well.
Monday night saw He Hate Me vs Bigasshammm in the Canned Ham. Big is seriously in a downward spiral as they are once again this weeks "Biggest Loser". Getting no production from barely any of their skill players will do that. TO will you ever be a factor in the NFL again? This game was close believe it or not until Peyton Manning proved once again why he is the cream of the crop as far as NFL QBs. It's a shame he didn't win a Heisman. But I digress...This week's match-ups we have Bigasshammm vs 9 Finger Freaks in a battle for the bottom of the barrel. Bursely Busses has the daunting task of trying to take down Defenstrators. SleepingwiththeEnemy takes on Zoltan's Heroes. Finally Smooth Operators fine tuned machine battles He Hates Me's rage. It should be another week of ineffective roster moves and smack talk leading up to Sunday.
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Nice job on these write ups Hammmm. I will have to get after that manager of the Smooth Operators and see what his problem is.
Yes, I like the write ups. Makes me want to do something similar for my other league...but we are doing total scoring and not head to head....
Haha Bob is that you? I didn't look to see who it was. I was wondering as Smooth seemed to not be around but I wasn't sure how often you checked. These are fun to do but I am starting to run out of witty things to say.
Hammm.... I guess you will have to become more like Whets and me and rely on half wit(ty) statements.
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