This is my first ever attempt to post something directly from my blackberry. If it works, my love for technology will take on another layer of joy. I will figure out how to slap a picture in here next. I am headed to Philadelphia today for a family wedding this weekend. I have MSU KYF basically ready, minus some finishing touch links. I had planned a soul cleaning "top 10" list on why I hate Mark Dantonio for today, but the end of the federal fiscal year got in the way.
Instead I want to give our readers a chance to share their best "Sparty" jokes.
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What do you call a Michigan State student in Michigan's Med School?
A cadaver
I heard the other day that if the carbon credit legislation passes, Michigan State will have to get credits for their celebrations.
What is the one thing that UM and MSU students have in common?
They both got accepted at MSU.
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In the bathroom at the game a UM grad is using the urinal next to a MSU grad, once done the MSU grad went to the sink to wash his hands, he looked at the UM grad and said, "in East Lansing they teach us to wash our hands after going to the bathroom." The UM grad replied, "in Ann Arbor they teach us to not piss on our hands."
A guy brings his new MSU girlfriend to the football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand?"
And she says: "Well, at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
(don't boo me, I got the joke from Whet)
How do you keep a MSU athlete from masturbating? Paint his manhood maize n blue he'll never beat it again.
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How do you keep a Spartan out of your yard? Put up a goal post.
many pardons to Monty Python for this one....
I couldn't think of any more Spartan jokes since it's a big joke already...
(Sing to the tune of If You're Happy and Know It)
If you can't get into college, go to State
If you can't get into college, go to State
If you can't get into college because you don't have the knowledge, go to State.
Why doesn't the Sparty football team have a web site?
They can't string 3 w's together.
What's the best thing about a degree from MSU?
If you put it on your windshield you can park in any handicap space you want.
Great stuff. The photo addition from the blackberry has been mastered.
Why can't they have a live nativity scene at MSU during Christmas?
They cannot find three wise men or a virgin. (Plenty of sheep, however. {insert your own joke here})
Directions to Lansing from Ann Arbor.
1. North until you smell it.
2. West until you step in it.
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