Monday, November 02, 2009

Lions vs. Wolverines? WE WIN !!!

Bummer bad football weekend, no??
How terrible bad are the Lions???
Well, it got me thinking....
What if we played the Lions, who would win??
So, I went and checked out each team's offensive stats.
(pun not necessarily intended....)

Dudes! Our offense's numbers are better than theirs AND our QB's numbers are better too ! WOOT WOOT

UNIV. OF MICHIGAN

DETROIT LIONS

Total Offensive Yards

3,613

2,048

Offense: Avg Yds Per Play

5.8

4.4

3rd Down Conversions

46/119 (39%)

42/106 (40%)

Rushing Yds Per Play

4.8

3.8

Passing Yds Per Play

7.5

6.1

Touchdowns

37

12

Time of Possession

26:40

30:09


PLAYER

ATT

COMP

YDS

COMP%

Matthew Stafford

172

93

1,062

54.1

Tate Forcier

193

107

1,424

55.4

Daunte Culpepper

62

35

384

56.5

Denard Robinson

22

11

179

50.0



Heck....even our defense seems to stack up even with them!?

THE DEFENSE

UNIV. OF MICHIGAN

DETROIT LIONS

Total Yds Allowed

3,439

2,587

Avg. Yds Per Play

5.5

6.2

3rd Down Conversions

51/142 (36%)

28/76 (37%)

Rushing Yds Per Play Allowed

4.3

4.8

Passing Yds Per Play Allowed

7.0

7.9

Touchdowns

25

25

Time of Possession

33:20

29:51


So take heart, M-fans. All is not as bad as it seems.
Too bad we can't run the game on Madden or something just to be sure.....
If someone figures it out--lemme know!?

8 comments:

Bigasshammm said...

I think even the Lions would decimate Michigan right now. I for one am not all that excited about getting one more win so we have a 13th game to potentially be embarrassed in again. a 6-6 team has not "earned" a bowl game I'm sorry. If they win 2 of the next 3 then I'll be satisfied and ok with it but there's no way that's going to happen.

Bigasshammm said...

Anyone have ESPN insider and can lay down the truth of these rumors of Jim Harbaugh?

ESPN front page "Bye Rich Rod hello Jim Harbaugh."

I think RRs job is gone no matter what with whatever new AD they bring in.

ohio_guy said...

the Lions would definitely beat Michigan. They would also beat Florida, Alabama, Texas, and every other college team. As would every other NFL team

TitleIX said...

ohio_guy:

dude, you are a killjoy
OF COURSE an NFL team will beat a college team.

It was a joke.
A comical premise that I thought would be funny to put up as a post since everyone is so darned down in the mouth about Michigan Football.

you, ohio_guy are no fun!

whetstonebuck said...

Whoa! After that dressing down I think I will scuttle what I was going to say. Never let it be said that WB is no fun.

wv = "blestest"

Truer words were never spoken.

Tom C said...

Yep, Whets is fun. The one Buckeye I'd like to have beers with.

whetstonebuck said...

One day, Tom, one day.

wv = eject (I'm not going to take that personally)

Mikoyan said...

Something tells me we weren't expecting great things from the team this year. The 4-0 start got us a shot of false confidence. The Spartan and Hawkeye games didn't help with that because they were so close. Based on that, I thought that Michigan might be able to hang with Penn State. I think it was the Penn State game where the wheels really came off the bus. The Illinois game was the icing on the cake.