One day a physician was doing examinations on girls that were getting physicals so they could join the cheerleader squad. The first girl had a large imprint of an “O” on her chest and the doctor couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the girl what it was. The girl said, “Doc, my boyfriend is an Ohio State player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The next girl had her examination and the doctor noticed a large imprint of a “M” on her chest. He asked her what it was. She said, “Doc, my boyfriend is a Michigan player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The last girl came in for her physical and the doctor noticed another large imprint of a “M” on her chest. This time the doctor felt smart, so he said, “Oh, I see your boyfriend plays for Michigan”. The girl sounded somewhat confused by his remark and she said, “No, but my girlfriend plays volleyball for Wisconsin.”
Damn damn damn Michigan MSU is tomorrow night and I wanted to go to that game more than anything. It will be bedlam. I expect the entire AA police force to be onhand.
Hammm... My son and I are going to the game so I will let you know what happens. I do not expect much since they already beefed up security at the visitors locker room entrance after last years incident.
Oh I expect the crowd to be in a frenzy. I don't expect much arrest wise but I hope that it is the loudest crowd they've had in a while and they don't keep it PG. Definitely not a kid friendly environment.
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(I say we ban Phil permanently for this joke)
One day a physician was doing examinations on girls that were getting physicals so they could join the cheerleader squad. The first girl had a large imprint of an “O” on her chest and the doctor couldn’t figure it out, so he asked the girl what it was. The girl said, “Doc, my boyfriend is an Ohio State player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The next girl had her examination and the doctor noticed a large imprint of a “M” on her chest. He asked her what it was. She said, “Doc, my boyfriend is a Michigan player and I like him to wear his letter jacket when we make love. The last girl came in for her physical and the doctor noticed another large imprint of a “M” on her chest. This time the doctor felt smart, so he said, “Oh, I see your boyfriend plays for Michigan”. The girl sounded somewhat confused by his remark and she said, “No, but my girlfriend plays volleyball for Wisconsin.”
phil gets a +1 for the funny
i'm thinking your wife might like it if you find that co-ed and get some lessons???
just sayin'.......
Bravo on both counts. It's like a tennis match in here.
Damn damn damn Michigan MSU is tomorrow night and I wanted to go to that game more than anything. It will be bedlam. I expect the entire AA police force to be onhand.
Hammm... My son and I are going to the game so I will let you know what happens. I do not expect much since they already beefed up security at the visitors locker room entrance after last years incident.
Oh I expect the crowd to be in a frenzy. I don't expect much arrest wise but I hope that it is the loudest crowd they've had in a while and they don't keep it PG. Definitely not a kid friendly environment.
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