Friday, December 04, 2009

C'mon Man

I am sure that most you have already seen this, but it is so damn funny I need to add it here. No wonder Bobby Bowden decided to retire after this game -- he was tired of working with retarded players.



T9 EDIT:

And this c'mon man for Braylon....

16 comments:

phil said...

The Florida State player is just like Whet at work. He doesn't move until he's had his coffee.

phil said...

Ya gotta respect the individualism in this guy – as opposed to the herd mentality shown by most linemen these days.

Jim said...

Wait, seriously, what was going on there?

Bigasshammm said...

Hahaha Braylon. Such talent wasted on such a degenerate. I still blame him for the one Rose Bowl loss to USC. Dropped a similar ball that was a wide open touchdown down the sidelines early in the game. Flat dropped it then it seemed like the team just stopped playing.

whetstonebuck said...

phil, phil, phil. Such libel. It's the heated cornbread soaked with honey that brightens my eyes and puts me on the trail of productivity. The coffee is there just to wash it down.

whetstonebuck said...

I think the crowd noise prevented the lineman in question from hearing the "Red rover, red rover" command.

phil said...

"It's the heated cornbread soaked with honey"

ah, nature's laxative

Hemlock Philosopher said...

The only time I have honey is when it's fermented.

whetstonebuck said...

phil,

What did I tell you about confusing ingested natural cures versus suppositories?!

Good luck getting the TP off.

phil said...

TP?? What does Terrell Pryor have to do with this??

(Whet - you really need to quit making me laugh so hard after that suppos has worked in. It's causing big problems)

whetstonebuck said...

phil,

Just for you:

(sung to the seasonal song - "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire..."

Ahem, cough, mi, mi, mi

Cornbread crumbled in the toilet bowl,
Honey sticking to the seat; Charmin glued to tender spots, I regret.
Oh, how I wished I'd listened to Whet.

Verse two and the bridge is up to you.

Andy said...

I don't know about the rest of you, but this constant flirtation between Phil and Whet is getting a little too much for me.

Why don't you two just exchange phone-numbers and facebook names and keep the rest of us in the dark ;-)

whetstonebuck said...

But Andy, you would only have four non-related posts. Where's the fun in that?

Besides, I don't do Facebook or the other similar sites.

Shouldn't you be spending time with your wife and not the riff-raff here?

Mikoyan said...

That looks like Braylon. He would make the most amazingly beautiful catches where you would wonder how the hell he did it and then a routine catch like that would get flubbed up.

TitleIX said...

I'm just glad whetty's got a new love interest ;-)

whetstonebuck said...

Oh, no nine. You're still #1.

Signed,

Your Huckleberry