Tuesday, December 29, 2009

YO HO HO... A Pirate's Life for Me

Holy cow.

By the time they actually attempt to play the Alamo Bowl there may not be anybody left on the sidelines to participate.

Twitter from ESPN's Joe Schad:
"Mike Leach is alleged to have isolated a player in a dark closet for not practicing with a concussion."

Twitter from Mike Leach:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.


No word from Sparty coach Mark Dantonio as he plans his next move.

8 comments:

phil said...

From the American Medical Association handbook (and coincidentally from the new government healthcare bill):

Treatment for concussions and/or hangovers consists of placing the patient in a dark closet until such time that you take him out of the closet. Rinse and repeat as necessary. (I spend a lot of time in a dark closet and look at how healthy I am) p.s. that's where I made most of my football predictions.

Bigasshammm said...

Come out of the closet Phil.



Had to beat Whets to it.

Bigasshammm said...

We need a Spawn Fantasy Bowl post. Complete with commercials. My vote for best commercial already goes to Tiagra. "When 18 holes just aren't enough ask your DR. if you're ready for Tiagra."

whetstonebuck said...

Hammster is on a role.

phil said...

I like this commercial: From 20th Century Fox coming to a theatre near you…..A paraplegic blogger dispatched to the website Spawn of Mzone on a unique mission becomes torn between following his orders and protecting the world he feels is his when he suddenly becomes possessed by the evil Whets. Will Bigasshammm become the new Whets or can he save the world he vowed to protect?
(maybe i have been spending too much time in closet)

whetstonebuck said...

phil,

Put down the eggnog. Now, slowly back away and keep your hands where we can see them.

Mikoyan said...

My Spawn Fantasy Post:
Screw you Colts....I hope you enjoyed screwing up Peyton's Rhythym and I hope you enjoy watching the Super Bowl like the rest of us.

whetstonebuck said...

The Pirate is missing his boat. However, his parrot is talking law suit.