Sadly, this is a real story from Knoxville:Knoxville attorney Drew McElroy has filed paperwork with the Knoxville City Council's Public Properties and Facilities Naming Committee to rename a waste water treatment plant the "Lane Kiffin Sewage Center."
McElroy said after driving down Neyland Drive and seeing all the history, it hit him. Renaming the Kuwahee Wastewater Treatment Plant would be the best way to let Kiffin know he understands why the coach left.Somewhere a West Virginia booster is pissed they did not think of such a brilliant idea.
McElroy says he wrote the $262 check for the application fee and mailed it to the City Council's Clerk last week.
"We don't have to rename the entire facility after him, just a part of it," he said. McElroy conceded just a cesspool at the facility would be enough to satisfy him.
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In related news: A research center at Ohio State University is helping Columbus dip its toe into finding the best ways to dispose of sludge at the city’s
sewage treatment plants. The solution: Serve it as a drink at tUOS games and call it Sloopy Slime Smoothies.
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