Thursday, February 18, 2010

Gold Medal Fashion

Once every four years the world gets the opportunity to watch curling. If you have never taken them time to watch, you are missing something. It may lack the speed and explosiveness of football, but it more than makes up for it with a laid back attitude, precision and intense strategy. For my money, there is no better sport in the world to sit down, relax and drink a lot of beer.

Quick lesson: Two teams of four players take turns sliding heavy, polished granite stone down a perfectly prepared sheet of ice towards a circular target (called the house). The goal is to complete each end (16 stones) closer to the center of the house. Two sweepers with brooms or brushes accompany each stone helping direct the stones to their resting place.

Typically you will see the curling teams uniformed in conservative attire. However, during these games the team from Norway decided to make a fashion statement. Instead of the normal black pants and patriotic shirt, they went with something a little louder. These pants from LoudMouthGolf.com have become one of the more interesting stories of the Vancouver Olympics and has been picked up from MSNBC to NPR.

All this buzz about these pants led me to check out the other available patterns and colors.

Warning, the LoudMouth web site is getting crushed right now because there was a feature story on the Today Show about the Norwegian Curling Team and their wacky pants -- but I got lucky and was able to locate a scarlet and grey pattern that I thought would look wonderful on the football fashion icon of the B11.

How awesome would it be to have Chesty McSweaterVest jog out onto the sidelines on September 2nd for the Bucks game against Marshall wearing these beauties ?

14 comments:

Shorty the Beachcomber said...

Andy,
How dare you refer to that man as having the first name "Chesty!" You know better than to defile one of our most beloved in such a despicable manner devil dog.

Mikoyan said...

Would Chester "the Molster" McSweatervest work for you?

Hemlock Philosopher said...

It's probably a typo for "Cheaty". That's some fine photo choppin', BTW

whetstonebuck said...

That was just wrong on so many levels.

whetstonebuck said...

They look like the guys at the intersection waiting to squeegee your car for a quarter.

Did I mention their rugged athletic physiques?

ohio_guy said...

OMG, both of our curling teams suck. Shuster and McCormick seem to be having a competition to see who can blow the most clutch shots (and I'd say Shuster is winning so far)

surrounded in columbus said...

i have to admit, i have those golf pants in orange & pink.

whetstonebuck said...

Oh, SiC [sic],

I think I have a lock on that Michigan Man thing now.

"Tragic" (muttering to himself as he shuddered).

surrounded in columbus said...

looks damned fine w/ a pink golf shirt & white shoes/belt...

whetstonebuck said...

"looks damned fine w/ a pink golf shirt & white shoes/belt...

...belting out show tunes."

Finished it for you.

surrounded in columbus said...

Takes a real man to admit that he wears pink & watches "My Fair Lady" with his daughter.

whetstonebuck said...

Okay, Pygmalion, ol' buddy.

I now have a new definition of "real man."

I'm sure your daughter would prefer that none of her friends see you in that get-up.

As far as quality time with the kid, Bravo.

surrounded in columbus said...

she's 17. she doesn't like being seen w/ me anywhere, attire not withstanding.

BTW- Loudmouth also makes sport coats:

http://estore.websitepros.com/1957025/-strse-1364/Apres-Golf-Jacket--dsh-/Detail.bok

good for any formal occasion.

and i think these shorts are gonna be smokin' for early September games:

http://estore.websitepros.com/1957025/-strse-1280/Golf-Shorts%2C-Bright-Shorts%2C/Detail.bok

and they say Michigan fans aren't "loud" enough???

whetstonebuck said...

You poor, poor man. They've broken you.