Somewhere, somebody, somehow, pays this guy.
Regardless of your opinion of curling - this has to be the most idiotic and incoherent thing I have ever seen produced. I like old people. They have a lot to offer. But what is this guy doing? More importantly, what is ESPN doing giving this guy a microphone?
Do you think they just wake Beano up, prop him up in front of a camera with a cityscape backdrop cloth hanging on the wall and just let him ramble?
If you are having trouble following, here are the highlights: New Yorker Magazine, Olympics, Curling, Scotland, Scotch whiskey, golf, 44 pound stone, shuffleboard, bowling, bridge, boxing, capped off with Mary Tyler Moore, Archie Bunker, and reality TV.