I could not let T9's great buffet post go without a little photoshop magic, featuring my favorite buckeye. I strongly encourage you to go here and vote in the "Are you afraid of another cow attack?" poll. The current results show 51% (302 of 595) say YES. We need to swing the vote more in favor of "yes" to make the public more aware of the danger presented by these animals.
The REAL story not reported by the Buckeye news:
Last Wednesday two cows being transported to Ohio State’s Veterinary Hospital escaped and caused a chaotic two-hour round-up on the campus athletic fields next to Lincoln Tower.
OSU Police and university officials used at least seven police cars, a university tractor, a cattle prod and tranquilizers to corral the cattle. Head football coach Jim Tressel was called on the scene, but was unable to make a difference. The cows were being brought to the veterinary school to have their hooves trimmed, a regular procedure among some breeds of cows.
OSU veterinary staff didn’t have a long-range tranquilizer gun on hand, so they called officials at the Columbus Zoo, who sent an employee to tranquilize the second cow. Once the cow was tranquilized, police lassoed it and led it into a trailer.
After he was subdued, the cow was heard mumbling "Barwis" over and over.
You need to VOTE now !!!
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I heard the cows' names were Maize and Blue and were found to be shitting all over the fields.
That joke can either be for or against us depending on how you look at it.
I commented about this under the Larkin post but just to repeat it, tomorrow's headline will be something about a Justin Boren three way.
We need more cowbell.
In this day and age of political correctness, we can not call the Ohio State cheerleaders cows. They have to be called women with bovine tendencies.
And seriously, that video needs the Benny Hill music.
ha, those fields are about 100-200 yards due south of Ohio Stadium
For what it's worth, my uncle used to be head of tOSU Vet Dept. many moons ago. Another connection to tOSU.
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