You may recall this story from the AP back in October:THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
Well, the swift arm of justice has avoiding going 'back and forth' on this one.......(heh heh)
Jason Leroy Savage has apparently pled "no contest" to the charges. His lawyer had no commentNot sure if that means he admits his hose was small enough to fit into the one at the car wash or not!
Stay tune for the sentencing on March 25th.
Whaddya think??? 40 lashes with a wet noodle???
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Maybe this guy played sieve for Michigan State!
The student section goalie chant went to his head.
Hey, Savage!
You’re a sieve…
You’re not a sieve…
You’re a funnel…
You’re not a funnel….
You’re a vacuum….
You’re not a vacuum….
You’re a black hole….
You’re not a black hole…
You just suck… You just suck… You just suck…..
As I said on the original post: "Please.... oh.... please..... let this guy be a State fan"
So he was asked afterwards how it was....
"oh it sucked...."
Ba da boom....
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