Earlier this week - MGoBlog put up a strange new banner for April Fools Day. I wish I had grabbed a copy of it because it is no longer there. If you missed it, believe me when I tell you: it was both disturbing and hilarious. I can only attempt to describe it as a moustached man laying on his side and looking sexy. But these words mean nothing without the actual picture.
Today there was some creative writing behind the banner. Read it for yourself. It just doesn't get any better than this.
Edit: Reader and today's Spawn MVP, MDM4040 was quickly able to tell me where to find it. You can see banner here... but only after you read the story.