Spawn Fantasy Football: Week 9

From BAH, the Fantasy Football Czar

Boring week in the NFL last weekend. Thankfully true football fans were spared the Cleveland Clowns for a week. Detroit is on the rise and even Tampa Bay got off the snide with their rookie QB at the helm. Puts the Clowns back in the running for the number 1 overall pick which they can make then squander and ruin the professional career of some talented player. It's sad really.

The shootout of the week was Smooth Operators beating Bigasshammm's squad 153 - 138. Bigasshammm couldn't buy a win much like RR can't coach a win. Smooth's dynamic duo of Kurt Warner and Larry Fitzgerald paved the way to victory. Big had a good week with nearly every player scoring double digits and climbed up to 5th in total points. Sadly though they are cemented in dead last with only 2 victories.

The 9 Finger Freaks got off their losing ways against SleepingwiththeEnemy. Sleeping had a very sub par week with only Joseph Addai being their lone bright spot. Michael Turner had a huge game for 9 Finger propelling them to the win. 9 Finger currently sits in the final playoff spot with the edge on total points over Bursley Busses.

Speaking of the Busses Bursley Busses' coach Andy took the week off and left a couple spots vacant giving Zoltan's an easy victory. We're all upset at the outcome of this season but please come back to us Andy. You are the fire repellant that keeps this couch from burning. Zoltan's meanwhile is one a winning streak and looking to take down Smooth in this week's matchup.

Finally Defenestrators won again. They knocked off He Hate Me with average games from both teams. Pittsburgh's D was not enough to keep the Defenestrators from grabbing another victory. At 8-1 they now have a 2 game lead on the competition. Won't they take a week or two off?

Get your popcorn ready as this weekend has an intriguing matchup. The Cleveland Clowns fans vs National TV. Granted I probably won't be able to watch on Monday night as it won't be a sellout but there is city wide unrest with the ownership and management of the team. A fanwide protest of the start of the Monday Night Football flogging with the Baltimore Ravens has been organized. They are trying to have all fans not enter the game until after kickoff. Thus when the game begins there will hopefully be "plenty of good seats still available!" I've never wanted something to succeed more than this. This Bud's for you.