It's not that easy bein' Threet;
Having to play quarterback practically right off the street.
When I think it could have been nicer staying yellow and gold- or something like that.
It's not easy bein' Threet.
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to criticize your passes
'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water- or stars in the sky.
But Threet's better than Sheridan.
And Threet can be cool in the pocket.
And Threet can run big like an ocean,
or be strong like a mountain,
or tall like a tree.
When Threet is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why,
but why wonder?
I am Threet and it'll do fine,
And I think it's what I want to be.
Hang in there with him sports fans......