I am feeling a little froggy this morning, so I decided to take on Phil's suggestion and produce an alternate version of Know Your Foe for this week...We play The University of Ohio State University tomorrow. Here is what you need to know:
History: None that matters.
Location: Hell.
Nickname/Mascot: Stupid.
Colors/Helmet/Logo: Ugly.
Academics: Your High School was harder.
Athletics/Alumni: They all suck (except Bo).
Fight Song: This is the only one I know.
Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue.
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus
It looks just like a zoo.
Knock them off their ivory towers
Send them crawling into the showers
Down with Ohio State
It’s a no nothing party school.
They say the girls who go to O.S.U.
Are husband hunting dames
They dig the jocks who got the killer instinct
Not the boys with brains
At Columbus you’re way ahead
With straight A’s in Physical Ed
Down with Ohio State
It’s a no nothing party school
Bust your guts for Tressel
Move your butts for Tressel
Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus
It looks just like a zoo
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Knock them off their ivory towers
Send them crawling into the showers
Down with Ohio State
It’s a know nothing party schoooooooooool.
Game: We have nothing to lose. Play hard. Have fun. Go Blue.
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Congratulations, you just initiated the Karma wave.
Sucks to be you.
wv = littlebrostatus
We already have 8 losses this year. Karma has already had his way with me in every possible manner.
wv = fuckoffkarma
Oh, Andy. You poor devil.
You are increasing the magnitude and speed of the wave. Remember, it could always be worse.
wv = 2009divII
They should have had the last 6 weeks to prepare for this game. the season was long out of hand and if done right they should have devoted one day a week of practice to this game. Therefore I expect nothing held back. If Mcguffie plays he should be returning kicks. Feagin will throw. Sheridan will line up as a receiver. Let it all out.
uh oh, I may have to break out the alternate version of "the victors" for this one...
As long as the healing pics start flowing after kickoff Andy....that will be good enough for me.
i'm just trying to decide what i'll do at halftime when ABC breaks into another game's broadcast
wv:nofamilyvalues
SHOCK THE WORLD BABY
SHOCK THE WORLD
I'm calling CRAZY EIGHTS!
Number 8, Sheridan will lead the team to a finish of ONLY 8 losses for the season.
GO BLUE
BEAT THE BUCKS!!!
wv= pllyana
Love from CBus---
HT: SiC
http://womc.com/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=169361
Love from CBus---
HT: SiC
http://womc.com/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=169361
Okay now. Who is fixated upon whom?
wv = Sicisaclosetwoodyfan
Big Ten Net is showing the 11/22/69 game. 21-12 lead as we head into the half.
"They will not score again"
I'm wearing all my GO BLUE garb to work tomarrow. Have to be supporting the team!!! Living in OH, I'll probably be linched but what the heck!! GO BIG BLUE!!!!
Love to all you fellow wolverines!!
Shit Karma took use, bent over the front of the pick up truck....didn't have enoug there then bent us over the tailgate....
Blah.
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