Spawn Fantasy Football Week 6

Submitted by BigAssHammm, Spawn Fantasy FB czar.

Well Spawners it's been a while since we've had a FF update. Real life happens and unfortunately it can't all be fantasy. Over the last two weeks we've seen Defenstrators suffer their first loss. Meanwhile Smooth Operators has turned into a serious threat and is scoring some major points. Bigasshammm after his week 1 win has continued to suck and fallen to last place in total points and win loss column. Shame shame shame. Anyway on to the games.

In the first blowout of the week Smooth Operators trounced the Bursley Busses 138-88. Smooth high scorer was Wes Welker, but he managed to score in double digits in all but one of his positions leading to the huge score. Bursley meanwhile had a good day from their QB and defense but none of their skill positions came through. Hi scorer of the match was Bursley QB Ben Worthlessburger.

In the second blowout Defenestrators got back to his winning ways by dismantling Zoltan's Heroes 135-88. Zoltan's team just couldn't get anything going while Drew Brees for the Defenesttration continues to wrack up major points. Won't someone go for the knees? Maurice Jones- Drew also proved his career wasn't over with a huge game against StL.

In the XFL 9 Finger Freaks managed to grab their second win over He Hate Me thanks to Tennessee not getting off the bus in NE. This reporter has never seen a team score as handily as the NE Patriots did in blowing accumulating snow ever. That was worse then the time DSU came into the Big House. Tom Brady with a league high 39 points lead the charge while the GB defense closed the door on the wounded courage-less Lions.

This weeks closest matchup saw Bigasshammm scratch and claw his way to a last minute win over SleepingwiththeEnemy. Thanks to some late game heroics in the Atl-Chi game Bigasshammm managed to pull from behind and squeak out the win by only 0.36 of a point. Our closest game yet. Big days from Aaron Rodgers and Randy Moss paved the way while Sleeping had a huge day from Thomas Jones that was in vain. At one point it was observed Bigasshammm's owner banging his head on the ground shouting "why didn't I start Ray Rice why why WHY?"

Overall standings for the year are as follows. Smooth Operators is tied with Defenestrators at 5-1 but holds the tie break in overall points. SleepingwiththeEnemy and He Hate Me are tied at 3-3 while all the rest are at 2-4 on the season. It's wide open for the 6 playoff spots that will be decided in the next 8 weeks. Good Luck.