Thursday, March 12, 2009

Mandles

Thanks for our own Shorty the Beachcomber for finding and sharing this nugget of internet gold.

What did I ever do before the world wide web ?

18 comments:

phil said...

Dear Mandles Corporation,
I want you to know that I am a satisfied customer of your Mandles. Your "Burnt Couch" mandle is the best. Long after I dispose of that last OSU celebration sofa, I just light up your mandle and I can re-live the great memories. Thanks. -Brutus Buckeye

Andy said...

I feel a new spawn contest coming for the best "mandel" scent.

phil said...

The "Woody Hayes" mandle packs quite a punch.

Bigasshammm said...

TP enjoys his "Sweaty Corvette Seat" mandle.

Tom Brady is already endorsing his version of a wearable mandle.

Also if you combine the pre-existing mandles "Piss" and "Fear" you get "Little Brother"


I'm done for now.

whetstonebuck said...

Phil gets some points.

surrounded in columbus said...

almost a thread jack but do they have one called "scent of the Big Dance in March"?

have to admit it's been a while since i've had occasion to wear it, but after beating Iowa like a rented mule, i'm thinking it's back in style.

Shorty the Beachcomber said...

I seriously want to know what 'Fear' and 'Chuck Norris Sweat smell like' though I also heard that the 'Mike Barwis' mandle is killer good. I would also love to have a Mandle 'Wolverine blood'. By the way, did anyone else notice in the background when they were showing many of the scents that they had 'Top Gun' and 'Duct tape'? Classic stuff!

Life would be so much better if we all had a few more Mandles.

If anyone is interested in another quickie, search 'powerthirst' on youtube... ahhh, the things you learn in the Marines.

I think Lloyd's last few teams could've used some 'powerthirst' to help them get over those proverbial humps.

TitleIX said...

they forgot the honeydew mandle--


you know, "honey, do you know where my keys are?"
or "honey, could you do this for me?"

classic.

ohio_guy said...

LMAO.thanks for that video

wv=nomitior (gotta be some sort of LOLcat reference)

whetstonebuck said...

Uh, T-9, honey, absolutely NO "Honey Dew" mandles. Period.

Being the first to appreciate the fact that you are all girl!!!...

What don't you understand about a sign on a tree house that says "no girls allowed!"?

Sheesh.

GoBlueBob said...

I cannot believe that I am going to actually agree with Whets on something but I do agree on this point. Honeydew Mandel is an oxymoron.

whetstonebuck said...

Bob,

Believe Bob. Just believe. Come to the dark side, Bob. You and I are more similar than you want to accept.

In light of this I propose a new mandle: Rivals united by Beer. Ahhh, what a fragrance.

Bigasshammm said...

So in light of our basketball team actually playing a game like they should it seems we all have a vested interest in the tournament this year. We should have a Spawn contest using the ESPN tournament pick-em contest. You can create your own groups so we could get everyone grouped together and then the highest wins. It's free to enter and I think you get 5 brackets each on ESPN. Plus hell there's a chance to win big money.

GoBlueBob said...

Whetstone Vadar.... I will never come to the dark side. But I do agree we are probably more similar than I want to admit. We are both passionate about our college football teams. It is too bad that you did not choose wisely, however.

whetstonebuck said...

Bob,

The overriding characteristic of the deceived is that they don't know they're deceived.

I'm your friend. I'm telling you. You are deceived.

Come out of the woods, come out of the dark, come out of the night.
Step into the sun, Step into the light.

I'm just sayin'.

Shorty the Beachcomber said...

Whets,
He who would pun would pick a pocket.

whetstonebuck said...

Shorty,

You found me out.

Unlike Peter Piper of pickled pepper fame. I'm Peter Picker; I pluck puckered pockets and yes, it sounds the same.

If Peter Picker picked a peck of puckered pockets, how many puckered pockets did Peter Picker pick?

Shorty the Beachcomber said...

I need to find out the amount of a peck, and in the meantime I'll keep an eye on my pockets.