Somewhere around 1:30 AM at an apartment on Sports Fan Avenue in Fayetteville on Sunday morning...Roomie: Ryan, hurry up in there. How long do you need to stay in the bathroom staring at yourself ? The line at the bar is going to be long by the time we get there.
Ryan: Just chill Homes, you seem to forget: I am the starting QB for the Arkansas Razorbacks -- I don't stand in line for nobody. Crack open another coors and relax.... (under his breath) Damn, I just dropped my toothbrush...
Roomie: Man, I am pretty hammered -- maybe we should just stay in and watch porn. It is pretty late and we have already drank 25 beers and a burned couple of fattys. How late does this place stay open ?
Ryan: Are you kidding me ? The hotties are just sitting there waiting for me.... and I don't intend on letting them down. Did I ever tell you how cold it was in Ann Arbor ? (under his breath) Damn, I just dropped my comb....
Roomie: Whatever. Just hurry up
Ryan: (To himself in the mirror) I am sexy. I mean I am REAL SEXY. I love it here in Arkansas. The chicks are hot. The beer is frigid. And I am the starting QB. effff Rich Rodriguez. I am going to be an NFL SUPERSTAR, not some punk-assed spread option bitch.... Damn, I just dropped my razor.
Roomie: Dude. What in the HELL are you doing in there ? Hurry up.
Ryan: Alright, let me just splash some smelly stuff on.... there much better. I am so sexy I would do me. Damn, I dropped the bottle. Good thing my mom puts everything in a shatter-proof plastic container for me. Alright... BITCHES WATCH OUT. HERE COMES THE RYNO.
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Nothing like being new to an organization and putting your best foot forward. What....did he think he was playing for Tressel?
Ryno's former roommate:
"duuuuuude
you soooo blew it.
it was like freakin' 2 degrees here last night man, no WAY you woulda left the crib---and then you woodenta
gotten nabbed by the po-po.
man, you shudda stayed up here widdus....."
LMAO@ T9
T9,
Yet again another classic comment by you.
You rock.
wv=bngwter
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