The Michigan State University Department of Agricultural and Natural Resources Biotechnology is proud to introduce you to the DANTONIO Potato. This special breed of potato is now available on your grocery shelves just in time for you and your family to enjoy with Thanksgiving dinner. We are sorry that this potato is not going to be available in the Pasadena area this year, it appears as if our crop did not quite deliver as expected. The expected price per pound of these special potatoes will range from $7.45 to $18.49.Named in honor for MSU Spartan football coach Mark Dantonio, we are sure that everyone, including your little brother, will love this savory starchy delight. We strongly suggest you serve with hot butter and bacon and pair it alongside a warm serving of leached buckeye nuts.
Please remember before eating your dinner to hold a moment of silence. And don't ever forget, the potato comes before the pumpkin pie.
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Well what did you expect? Dantonio is the spitting image of Mr. Potato Head
I've seen melt downs, but never a sublimate down.
It's been painful watching this year. Before the rest of you go the way of this guy ( http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270306818781 ), hang in there and let Rich get his folks in to run his system.
I would win that auction and then choose him to be a University of Michigan fan.
I wonder if they will put up billboards and design t-shirts in East LA to promote this achievement?
wv=besseme, not kidding
Seems Mr. Potato Boy accomplished his mission. Your in-state rivalry is a lot more passionate.
wv = scomente
(I think Italian boy just called you all a bad name)
Whet:
There is a difference between a passionate rivalry, built over time with periods of victory and defeat and an irrational coach blinded by hatred leading a jihad.
I fully expect that Dantonio will get a better job offer in the next 2 years from someone in the SEC or Big12 and leave sparty.
If Jim Tressel got hit by a bus today, would you be OK if he were your coach ?
Andy,
I disagree.
My point is that your in-state rivalry has been ratcheted up. It's now more passionate. You all are making my point. I think that's good. It creates more interest throughout the year.
As to the "quality" of the rivalry, well, that's a different subject and I see your point.
Your Tressel/bus example is a moot point. You and your minions (see SiC) have already established that Tressel is the Devil. And, as everyone knows, you can't kill the devil.
Correction: I have always stated that JT "has a deal with the devil" -- at some point that deal with expire or Satan will find a new project.
and now some revised John Denver:
It's not heaven, here in Michigan
Ain't no mountains
Just the Detroit river -
Life gets old here
Shakin' are my knees
Sentiment's against me
Growin like a breeze
Country roads, take me away
From this place I can't stay
To West Virginia, back with momma
Take me away, please TODAY
All my players gathered round me
Minor's pissed off, Barwis hates me
Dark and dusty, Columbus makes me cry
Sour taste taste of ego
Something's in my eye
Country roads, take me away
From this place I can't stay
To West Virginia, back with momma
Take me away, please TODAY
I hear their voices
On the talk shows they hate me
The radio reminds me this ain't home, no way
And drivin up Route 23 I get a feelin
My ass gets kicked like yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me away
From this place I can't stay
To West Virginia, back with momma
Take me away, please TODAY
Ahahahaha...
Then I must have been quoting SiC.
Then again, I could redirect you to some of your artwork prior to Saturday's game. The Devil in a sweatervest? Hmmm.
it's complicated, like the concept of the trinity in christian religion. god is "god the father", but at the same time he's "christ the son" and still the "holy spirit"??? all different yet all the same?
it works that way on the other side. at some point Tre$$el was probably some form of human. he sold his soul and won some games for YSU. but then, after he sold his soul, he didn't have anything to barter w/ for the tosu job.
so he took it a step further and actually merged to become one w/ Satan. he lost not only his soul, but himself in order to become a pure, Escalade providing, lint roller buying, evil walking on earth. he became both Tre$$el and Satan, two evils both separate and together.
of course, all his followers will burn in hell for kneeling before a false god. the only real question is which is going to sit closer to the fire? Sru or Whets?
don't worry about Ohio Guy. he's so far gone i'm guessing he's already enrolled as a work study intern.
Ahahahahahahaha...
SiC, you kill me. That was excellent.
thanks whetty. to think sister mary catherine thought i never payed attention during catechism?
SIC:
Although we truly hate Satan, we believe pulling Satan down to Tressel's level is despicable, morally reprehensive and just plain unfair to Satan.
signed, Sister Mary Catherine
SIC:
You'll get a libel suit from my attorney in the morning.
signed, Satan
"You'll get a libel suit from my attorney in the morning.
signed, Satan"
Oh, that won't work. SiC is an attorney. After all...
If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand?
Matthew 12:26
I predict mediation.
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