I once had a statistics professor tell me "The lottery is simply a tax on the mathematically illiterate..."
Well now, if you live in Ohio, you can be both mathematically illiterate and incomprehensibly lazy thanks to Bryan Melendeze and his internet brain child : OHIO LOTTO BUTLER. For a monthly fee ranging from $8 to $50, they promise to do all the "dirty work" involved in ticket-buying, and to fork over the tickets if you win. You never have to leave your sofa.
I went to this site just to see if it was real -- and it did not disappoint. The page looks like it was developed by a 3rd grader, along with the red lettered scrolling "we are your loyal man servant" disclaimer.
But the most entertaining part are the quotes from customers, like this gem from Clevelands Bob Padgett: "I used to forget to play, or get home from work and have to drag my butt back to the store to buy a ticket... OhioLottoButler.com is perfect for me."